3. Derek Smalls (This is Spinal Tap)
The creator of Jazz Odyssey, Derek Albion Smalls is the number three moustache on our list.
Based around the facial hair of Motorhead frontman Lemmy, Derek Smalls is the only long-lasting member of the legendary Spinal Tap to boast a tash – and that’s probably because the other members could never keep up with it!
Even during embarrassing moments like being stopped at airport security for concealed cucumbers or being stuck in a pod during one their classic tunes, Small’s moustache stands tall and proud with its full hairy goodness.
Hipsters can try to emulate, but it takes a real man to grow a moustache like this.