Originally published November 30, 2014. Updated April 15, 2018.
2. Lt. Hiram Coffey (The Abyss)
When you want to command a unit, when you want to make sure you’re the big dog – the man in charge, you will need a powerful and impactful moustache. The sort of tash that Jesse Ventura would be proud of – and Michael Beihn has that in James Cameron’s often over-looked The Abyss.
Just look at that raw power. It’s not flashy, it’s not stylised, it’s just a proper manly tash. Good work sir!
Michael Beihn is a favourite actor here at Flickering Myth, and it’s sad to see that the man never fully realised how brilliant his mo is for future movies. What a waste of potential!
Still, we’ll always have this beautiful tash…
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