Kevin Smith’s next movie to be “Jaws with a moose”

July 29, 2014 by Luke Owen 16 Comments

It seems the Clerks director is moving away from comedy and keeping with his new horror vibe.

Kevin Smith dropped the first trailer for his latest movie Tusk at San Diego Comic-Con this past weekend and now it looks like it will be the first part of a trilogy.

Smith announced during his panel that Tusk, a movie that sees a podcaster be turned into a Walrus by a psychopath, will be the first part of the “True North Trilogy“. The other movies will be the previously announced Yoga Hosers and the newly announced Moose Jaws.

Being described by the director as “Jaws with a moose”, Moose Jaws will feature some of the same cast as Tusk and will have a scene where a moose eats a little girl.

Tusk opens in the States on September 19th with a cast that includes Justin Long (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story), Michael Parks (Red State), Genesis Rodriquez (The Last Stand), Haley Joel Osmont (The Sixth Sense), Harley Morenstein (Epic Meal Time), Ralph Garman (A Million Ways to Die in the West) and Johnny Depp (The Lone Ranger). No word yet on a UK release, although a deal is in place.

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Seriously… a moose eating a little girl? Has he ever seen a moose? They can be deadly yes… but they don’t eat meat, they can’t. They don’t even eat fish…
- Mitchell
  
  A moose once bit my sister…
  - ooooohhh
    
    …….Canadians
  - Andrew
    
    Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti…
  - Stiffy Weiner
    
    Out of anger and/or self-defense.
    - Mitchell
      
      No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge – her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”…
      - john
        
        We’re sorry. The people responsible for the sacking of the people that made the credits have, themselves, been sacked.
      - Mitchell
        
        The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.
        
        The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.
      - Tao O Otter
        
        I must have your baby.
      - Mitchell
        
        WOO HOO! I finally get to reproduce! *o/*
- Wade Wilson
  
  Actually, herbivores will TOTALLY eat meat if it’s right there in front of them, they just don’t have the necessary skills to hunt it regularly is all. There’s tons of videos of stuff like deers eating wounded birds and shit like that.
Wade Wilson

HAHAHAHAHA! THEY’RE STILL SAYING JOHNNY DEPP IS IN IT?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
- johng
  
  HAHAHAHAHA! YOU’RE STILL WEARING THAT STUPID FEDORA?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
  - Wade Wilson
    
    Woah now you insignificant little cunt. fedoras in general are awesome, despite somehow becoming a symbol for internet losers, and mine specifically is even more so, so kindly fuck off. I hope you step on a lego barefoot in the dark.
- Lolrax
  
  Thanks, neckbeard
  - Wade Wilson
    
    Why you gotta be a dick man?

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